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Kagerou. I am not here. [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.]

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Good day, Kagerou. I'm Optimus Prime. We talked once in the Medbay. I don't know if you remember... There is something I'd like to talk to you about. Do you think we can meet?

I remember.

... What is it?

It's about what happened with Pipes and Sentinel. I heard you were there, so I'd like to hear your version of the events.

...

Why?

Because if my source is correct, then you're a witness and can help me clear this up.

Why would my opinion matter? Someone else could tell it better. Whatever it is.

You were there. According to what I heard, Sentinel said something offensive about you, so you were involved. And I don't want your opinion; I'd like to hear what happened.

I... was just sitting there. I didn't do anything to him.

[NOT THIS TIME ANYWAY WHOOPS.]

Okay. Tell me what you saw.

He said something cruel about me -- being Pipes' pet AI. Or something like that.

And Pipes hit him with a chair.

So I... left.

[Funnily enough, the chair wasn't depicted in ~~Sideswipe's~~ that anon post]

I'm sorry you had to endure that. I know first hand Sentinel can be very unpleasant. You did the right thing, not engaging him.

[Pipes, on the other hand...]

Thank you for telling me, Kagerou.

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Kagerou? Kagerou, answer!

Come on! Pick up. It's important.

Kagerou, we need to talk.

KAGEROOOOOOOOOOOU!

... Kagerou isn't here.

This is Pipes.

[NO IT ISN'T, YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY, BIRDBRAIN.]

You can't even do the voice right.

We really need to talk.

No we don't.

[Yuuta's voice softens]

Kagerou, you were apologizing for hurting people. I want to know who they are so I can apologize too.

Why do you need to apologize?

Because I'm the boss of the BP unit.

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hi kagerou!!! it's pipes i haven't seen you around the beacon and you haven't come for a sleepover for a while :O i hope everything is okay call me when you can take care

woooow it's been ages i thought about getting another pet spider ultra magnus isn't here to be mad about it what do you think we should call it? if i catch one i might call it birdy

i learned how to bend a new thing today! i can change colours properly now as well i was exploring the east and found a nice little copse with lots of trees i think you'd like it if you haven't seen it already hope you're okay!

you couldn't have picked a better message for this, huh? "i am not here" i made your nest blue accidentally hope you dont' mind

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